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Hockey Team Drunk

from The Colorado Archive by Kaptain Kollnot

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She doesn't even like sex
there's a reason why she's my ex
she likes to watch tv
especially her favorite hockey team

the hockey team drunk
likes to puke on my car
that's what I get for taking her to the bar
she's got no passion to burn, i'm glad I finally learned
I would have been better dating a burial urn

I don't want a hockey team drunk
I would be better with a pet skunk (x2)

No where near Pittsburgh
only seven hours away
she jumps at the thought of a winning team
It's all she needs to make her boring life beam

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from The Colorado Archive, released July 29, 2019
Jeff Kollnot: Guitars, Bass, Vocals
Jeremy Hyde: Drums
Nick Hagen: Production and engineering

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